Friday, November 9, 2012

What The "Plus" Means in Store Names



Health Plus
"Plus" = a chicken salad sandwich with tuberculosis


Park Plus
"Plus"= Newark vagrants urinating on your passenger door


Value Plu$
"Plu$" = Ke$ha and Too $hort's home numbers


Top Shelf Plus Gift Shop
"Plus" = cologne that reeks like Nicki Minaj's taint

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