1) Not everyone who takes these tours looks like the fat version of the cast of "The Walking Dead."
2) Old fart in the background not guaranteed to be there.
3) Day & Night does not mean you can ride your Segway past the White House at 4am, because that shit will get you shot.
4) There's nothing WWII veterans like better than dodging youngsters on newfangled hovercraft wheel-thingies on the sidewalks.
5) "Cold drinks for cheap" means we won't rape you as bad as the Smithsonian commissary will. $6 for a bottled water instead of $7.50.
6) This QR code doesn't actually go the to "www.CitySegwayTours.com." Try it. (click to enlarge)
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