Can We Please Cut The Crap, Part II

Read this previous entry to see what the hell we're talking about.

Let's Beat A Hasty Exit Via The EADJ Mail Sack!

Submitted by Andrew via text:

Yep. DONG TONGS.

What The "Plus" Means in Store Names

Health Plus

"Plus" = a chicken salad sandwich with tuberculosis

Park Plus

"Plus"= Newark vagrants urinating on your passenger door

Value Plu$

"Plu$" = Ke$ha and Too $hort's home numbers

Top Shelf Plus Gift Shop

"Plus" = cologne that reeks like Nicki Minaj's taint