American Banner Was Disappointed With The Election

American Banner was disappointed with the election.

Liberals like Mailbox Lid was ecstatic, however.

VCR Buttons was still undecided.

 Burned Down House had bigger problems.

Backing Packaging Board was amused by the turnout.

Target Shopping Cart lost his shit.

Public Phone stood waiting for a cab.

Underside of High Chair Tray was enthused by Obama's second term.

Pylon Light lamented the death of a once great country.

Central Park Column #1 was glad the political ads were off the air.

Central Park Column #2 didn't even know there was an election.

Soda Can Opener was appalled by Central Park Column #2's ignorance.

 

Church Lights wondered how Mitt Romney screwed it up so bad.

 

Coffee Cup was hopeful of new bipartisan cooperation in Congress (submitted by Andrew Gall).

 

Oaklyn Fire Department Coat of Arms wasn't as optimistic.

Headphones felt all warm and happy inside.

 

Taxi Cab CB Receiver wanted Newt Gingrich all along.

 

Small Town Building grumbled in a corner.

 

Steering Wheel Settings realized he should have voted.

 

Salmon Salad With Two Dressings For Some Reason felt a third major political party should be formed.

 

Parking Kiosk got shitfaced.

 

Two Baby Bottles On A Drying Towel felt horrible for Ann Romney.

 

Bathroom Organizers laughed that the results didn't make a difference in the long run.