Lisa Simpson always grew up knowing she would eventually inherit her mother's pearls.
Who knew that the NY subway system reached Schrute Beet Farm and Dunder Mifflin in Scranton, Pennsylvania? Watch some goddamned TV if you don't get it.
Harlequin PJ bottoms and socks with flops are the perfect way to say, "Back off, potential male companion, I prefer the company of cats!"
If you're going to get style tips, try not to pick them up from a caricature of Marilyn Monroe from a 1969 issue of Mad Magazine. I mean, you're buying calendars, so you should know what year it is.
Tessa wondered why all the other parents left the playground with their kids within minutes of her arriving.
If He-Man dressed in drag, he would definitely use this purse to go with his champagne colored studded leather high heel boots.
"BY THE POWER OF BLOOMINGDALES!"
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