Twitter's Least Used Hash Tags, Week of October 21

Here are this week's most underused Twitter hash tags (feel free to use on your own Tweets):

#shitmypantsonfire

#masturbatingtorerunsoftaxi

#kardashiandignity

#fuckyouredcross

#ke$harocknrollhalloffame

#fuckingtrivets

#iphone6linestartshere

#boogerwithhair

#guccimaneboxset

#helpbrokemynecksendambulance

#drypussy

#mandolinbidders

#ifyoulovesomethingdonttweetaboutit

#gastricbypassworkedpermanently

#chet

#nakedladyfetish

#mycuticlecollection