"Hey, are you ready to grill some delicious top sirloins, Buck?"
"Hell, yeah I am. It took me a while, but I finally got the charcoal burning steady at the perfect temperature, and without the help of any lighting fluid, so these cuts of meat are going to be done just right."
"Okay, so we got the meat in the package, some spice rubs (which I don't think we need), some steak sauce (which I also think we can skip, knowing my grilling skills!) and uh... this here pack of Omaha Steaks Conversation Cards?"
"What the..."
"Not sure what to do with these. Think I'll chuck 'em."
"No! Since we're gonna be standing here for a while, we might as well try a few questions."
"Hm. Not really my thing, but okay."
(reads the first card)
"'Assuming every man or woman has their price, what is yours?'"
"Uh, pass on that one."
"'Does the success of your friends motivate or frustrate your own progress in life?'"
"Not sure what that means."
"'In moments of intimacy, are you more of a "giver" or a "taker?"'"
"Jesus."
"'When have you loved someone who has not loved you back?'"
"Can we just cook these steaks without talking?"
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