[...]
[.......]
[BIOS SYSTEM CHECK]
[RAM CHECK]
[CONFIG.SYS]
[MEMORY SET]
[SYSTEM STATUS]
[OK]
[TARGET ACQUIRED: TERRIBLE PUNS]
["TIME TO CLEAN THE STREETS."]
[THE LAST SUPPER THE CAST SUPPER]
[CAST (N): THE ACTORS TAKING PART IN A PLAY, MOVIE, OR OTHER PRODUCTION]
[SHOOTS BULLET HOLES IN TRUCK]
[TARGET ELIMINATED]
[THEY'RE TOO OLD FOR THIS SHIT THEY'RE TOO OLD FOR THIS SHIFT]
[SHIFT (N): ONE OR TWO OR MORE RECURRING PERIODS IN WHICH DIFFERENT GROUPS OF WORKERS DO THE SAME JOBS IN RELAY]
[21 JUMP STREET: A TV SERIES WHERE POLICEMEN POSED AS TEENAGERS]
[PUN STATUS: PRETTY GOOD]
[LEAVES ALONE]
[JUST BE YOURSELF JUST BEAD YOURSELF]
[BEAD (N): A SMALL PIECE OF GLASS, STONE OR SIMILAR MATERIAL, TYPICALLY ROUNDED AND PERFORATED FOR THREADING WITH OTHERS AS A NECKLACE OR FOR SEWING ONTO FABRIC]
[BE (V): TO EXIST]
[PUN STATUS: CUTESY, AWFUL]
[LAUNCHES RPG THROUGH FRONT WINDOW]
[TARGET ELIMINATED]
["JUST BE ON FIRE."]
[DAD, YOU RULE]
[RULE (N): A STRIP OF WOOD OR OTHER RIGID MATERIAL USED FOR MEASURING LENGTH OR MARKING STRAIGHT LINES]
[RULE (V): BE A DOMINANT OR POWERFUL FACTOR OR FORCE]
[PUN STATUS: LAZY]
[LAUNCHES 4 GRENADES UNDER DOORWAY]
[TARGET ELIMINATED]
["HAVE A NICE DAY, CREEP."]
[DON'T BE FOOLISH DON'T BE 'FUELISH']
[FOOLISH (ADJ): SILLY; RIDICULOUS]
[FUEL (N): MATERIAL SUCH AS COAL, GAS, OR OIL THAT IS BURNED TO PRODUCE HEAT OR POWER]
[PUN STATUS: CRINGEWORTHY]
[DRIVES POLICE CAR THROUGH WALL, SHOOTS EVERYONE IN THE FOOT]
[TARGET ELIMINATED]
["YOU ARE IN VIOLATION OF CODE 4.13. YOU ARE UNDER ARREST"]
[ARM YOURSELF WITH A FLU SHOT]
[PUN STATUS: NOT CLEVER]
[RUNS OVER SUSPECTS WITH DELIVERY VAN, SHOOTS FOUR IN THE ARM]
[TARGET ELIMINATED]
["I AM LITERALLY SHOOTING YOU IN THE ARM."]
[GRAB HEALTH BY THE NUTS]
[NUT (N): SA FRUIT CONSISTING OF A HARD OR TOUGH SHELL AROUND AN EDIBLE KERNEL]
[NUT (N): TESTICLE (CONSIDERED VULGAR)]
[PUN STATUS: CRASS]
[PULLS HANDGUN OUT OF THIGH HATCH, SHOOTS SUSPECT IN THE FACE]
[TARGET ELIMINATED]
["WELCOME TO DETROIT, CHUMP."]
[NAPOLEON BONAPARTE NAPOLEON BLOWNAPART]
[FRENCH GENERAL WHO BECAME EMPEROR OF THE FRENCH (1769-1821)]
[PUN STATUS: UNFUNNY, UNNECESSARY- THERE IS NO NAPOLEON HAT PRESENT]
[EXPLODES MAIN SUPPORT BEAM WHICH CRUSHES EVERYONE HIDING INSIDE]
[TARGET ELIMINATED]
["BOO YAH, DUMBASS."]
[OCCUPY WALL STREET DOGGUPY UNION SQUARE]
[PUN STATUS: DANGEROUSLY AWFUL]
[CAUSING INTERNAL PROBøfl⁄⁄⁄
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[RESTARTING]
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[.......]
[BIOS SYSTEM CHECK]
[OK]
[CONTINUE MISSION]
[LIQUIDATION LIQWOODATION]
[LIQUIDATION (N): TERMINATION OF A BUSINESS OPERATION BY USING ITS ASSETS TO DISCHARGE ITS LIABILITIES]
[PUN STATUS: POOR]
[DROPS LIT MATCH ONTO STACK OF LUMBER]
[TARGET LIQUIDATED]
["YOU SEE WHAT I DID THERE?"]
[STRIKE A CHORD STRIKE A CORD]
[CHORD (N): A GROUP OF NOTES SOUNDED TOGETHER, AS A BASIS FOR HARMONY]
[CORD (N): SHORT FOR CORDUROY, A THICK COTTON FABRIC WITH VELVETY RIBS]
[PUN STATUS: ANNOYING]
[THROWS PROPANE TANK IN AIR, SHOOTS TANK TO MAKE A HARD-TO-IGNORE EXPLOSION]
[TARGET LIQUIDATED]
["YOU SEE WHAT I DID THERE?"]
[SERIES OF SHIT-AWFUL PUNS, INCLUDING SEVERAL THAT RELATE TO AVOCADOS]
[PUN STATUS: UNBEARABLE]
[DRIVES FUEL TRUCK OFF OVERPASS ONTO ROOF OF SUBWAY STORE]
[TARGET ELIMINATED]
["YOU CAN APPEAL THIS IN COURT."]
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