Twitter's Least Used Hash Tags, Week of October 1

Here are this week's most underused Twitter hash tags (feel free to use on your own Tweets):

#diarrhearules

#thesearscatalogfrom1985

#coldplaymakesmecry

#honorkillingstonight

#masturbatingwithacdspindle

#bostonmarketdelicious

#radaroreillyscock

#fingerholes

#pleasedontfollowme

#sexingupmybrother

#borscht

#scottstappfollower

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