Project Hillbilly Teeth continues into its third stage, marking the first trilogy. Here now is a recap of PHT's mission goals:
1) find discarded business cards in public places
2) retain these business cards to protect these innocent people from identity thieves
3) mail to those people a confusing letter with a free package of "Bubba" Hillbilly Teeth
4) bask in how much confusion you imagine them feeling
It must be reiterated that our purpose here is to provide awareness to the dangers of identity theft. This is a serious undergoing that has inspired dozens of high schools and technical colleges to request that we come by to speak to kids, but we don't want to do that crap. If "Dr. T and the Women" taught us anything, it's that we must protect ourselves before we wreck ourselves.
This round, we had gathered business cards from streets, gutters, and train platforms to bring you a veterinarian, a TV political analyst, and a scoutmaster.
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And here now are the requisite composites of how we imagine these fine people looking when they try on the hillbilly teeth:
It's a colossal waste of time!
(end irritating banjo music)
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