Monday, June 2, 2008

Some Questions That Joel Hasn't Answered Yet


• How did you get so good at eating dick?

• Does the super-speed at which you eat dick ever cause indigestion?

• What did you think of that "Transformers" movie?

• What's a good wine to go with Spanish dick?

• Do you consider balls a side dish?

• Have any relatives ever found this blog? What have they thought of it?

• Melba toast or crackers?

• When you freelance, how do you box your dick lunch?

• Have you ever gone to Costco to get dick in volume to save money?

• Have you ever started eating dick, only to realize that you're actually enjoying a taco salad from Chevy's?

(pictured above, a joke only art directors get)

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