It looks like the beginnings of a true hip hop empire; synergy and diversification and shit. First up, some hip hop smokes:
You know there's gotta be some serious rivalry between the East Coast and West Coast Cigarillo Sales Divisions.
A true hustler likes his smokes to taste like grape. Even his miniature cigars (?!?!?!?)
Next up, three choices for energy drinks: Mac Dre brand, 2Pac brand, and general Hunid Racks brand. I can't tell if the list above the cans are things that go well with the energy drinks or if they're the names of rappers who enjoy the drinks. Especially "Hunid Thow-Wow." I thought I saw him perform on Kimmel last night. And wasn't Bread that seventies band that sang "If?"
But probably most interesting is the "Whats (sic) a Real Hustler?" section on the back, which helps an ad planning department define the Hustler demographic:
A hustler never uses apostrophes and is too busy hustlin to check for spelling errors. And "Construction?!" What ever.
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