For comparison's sake, here's Lorraine's nails:
And an attempt was made at a meeting to capture Beth's. This proved very challenging because Beth talks with her hands all the time. Annoying.
But we finally got a shot.
Joanne (not pictured yet) thinks somebody came in and clipped their nails in Beth's office. Others (me) think Beth did. Tom has a third theory:
"They might have been there since she moved in, depending on how often they vacuum around here."
To further add to the confusion, here's a picture of an apple in the toilet:
What do you think, faithful EADJ reader?
**Sort of update**
Tom: "i just went up to bstone's and realized it would be weird for her to clip her nails in her office's guest chair, thus all but ruling out beth as a possible suspect"
12 comments:
of course tom stood up for beth. no surprise there.
and where's o'shanigan? we could really use a song about this.
Shut up.
I stand for truth, period. Verizon FiOS is the best TV picture, period. Also, I figure since the clippings are on the other side of her desk, it would be odd for her to clip her nails from the office desk chair, semicolon.
she clips or BITES them. they land on her desk. she softly blows them onto the floor. case closed. full stop. now get a room.
and you, shut up.
SHUT UP.
no. you shut up. all the way to the core, baby. bathwater. boo ya!
You want a piece of me? I will drop you like a bag of mulch.
now shut up or i'll take a bite out a ya.
You mess with the apple in the toilet, you get the stem
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