(The following was a CHI ALL email sent by Jessica Foster the other day)
------ Forwarded Message
From: Jessica Foster
Date: Tue, 6 Nov 2007 13:34:49 -0600
To: #CHI_ALL <#CHI_ALL@C-K.com>
Conversation: Missing Fake Chicken
Subject: Missing Fake Chicken
Hello!
I brought an unopened box of MorningStar Veggie Chick Patties to work to EAT all week. They are MIA. If anyone has any leads regarding this tragedy please let me know.
Thanks,
Very Hungry Art Director
"Yes I sent this to chi all," Jessica writes, "Yes I did."
(The following was a response sent by Pat Nathan to Jessica)
From: Pat Nathan
Date: Tue, 6 Nov 2007 14:04:14 -0600
To: Jessica Foster
Conversation: Missing Fake Chicken
Subject: RE: Missing Fake Chicken
I didn't take your veggie patties.
pn
8 comments:
i took them. and i didn't even eat them. i fed them to the pigeons. hahahahahahaha. have a good lunch, jessie-baby. woot woot!
that's uncalled for. and why would you claim to have taken them when you know that i took them. something smells like a fake chicken and it's eminating from somebody's crack.
i was jealous of jessica's crack. you caught me red handed and tender.
I once wrote a song about stolen veggie chicken patties. It was called "Morning Star."
did you once write a song about shutting up? i really wish you would.
Shadrach.
don't go gettin' religious on our dickers.
i'd do him.
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