Things that Joel has learned over the course of the Writer's Strike:
Day one: Not working is kind of fun!
Day two: My toes are kind of webbed if you look at them in the right light.
Day three: Nikki and Victor are an eternally doomed couple on The Young and the Restless
Day four: Unrefrigerated Vong's Thai Kitchen leftovers don't keep or taste too good.
Day five: Writer's agents don't call as often when writers are striking.
Day six: Loneliness is disorienting and Silvia Plath poems make more sense.
Day seven: My testicles smell worse when you use Pine Sol.
Day eight: Wow. Silvia Plath totally gets it all.
Day nine: Being broke isn't as heroic and honorable as those Okie Dust Bowl people say.
Day ten: Dick still tastes awesome. A comfort in these times.
(pictured above, the new trend in album cover art– just putting someone's big fat face on the cover)
12 comments:
does joel really like dick?
(thanks andrew)
these chicks got nothing on beth stone. only thing on beth stone is initialed with t and w. just joshing. just joshing. withersponian arsenalian. woot! woot! wut? you guyz got stuff 2 do 2 night? i just gotta ramble! woof to the motha! woof woof. let's see beth stone on a cover like this. that's what we really want to see. she really is one fine lady and got no worries about losing tom to any of these shady gals. maybe to christina aguilara because she seems to like tom's type but she's already in a relationship so no lationship upcoming. gotta get home so janette can watch the robyn bird showzer!!! hoot. hoot. i'm OK the book.
Yes. Joel really likes the dick.
are joel and scott related or seperated at birth?
S-E-P-A-R-A-T-E-D.
I have a new album out, and it doesn't have my big fat face on the cover!
Check it out here!
does it have your big fat something on the cover?
SHUT UP
will you just shut up for once? please.
I'm above all this bickering. SHUT UP.
s.h.u.t. u.p.
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