Some selections from Joel's suggestion box posted outside the apartment complex clubhouse:
Hey Joel, how about not eating dick so late in the night by the pool. Some people on the ground floor are trying to sleep!
Joel– i am a 42 year old mother of 2. Your activites are inappropriate for young children, so I am having them sent to their grandmother. Now I can party with you, hot body!
my name is Queromo. i from venezuelan. you eat my dick last saturday and now i hab silverfish in my home. you should bathe
HeyJoel: How about Yoohoo in the vending machines? I know the machines aren't refrigerated, but i don't think Yoo Hoo needs to be refrigerated, does it? Please? Or are you not even in charge of the drink machines? Fuck off!
SUGGESTON: ALL OF US NEED TO LEARN TO USE SPELLCHECK
Hello. My name is Andrew Gall. No suggestion here. Porkchop sandwiches! Look at all your different colored hats!
(pictured above, Tom Weingard goes window shopping)
9 comments:
is tom kosher?
it tom taken?
is tom flirty?
1) No.
2) I don't think so.
3) I Guess. You ask him.
which way does tom swing?
1.) i ate a pickle today, but i ate it with a ham sandwich.
2.) i got taken for a ride in the subway just this morning.
3.) flirty is my 6th middle name.
4.) i swing for the fences from the right side of the plate, but my grooved golf swing tends to cause an uppercut that leads to way too many popups.
tom, want to go golfing? i'd like to stroke a few balls with you.
i respectfully decline your golfing offer.
I once wrote a song for Clarence Clemons. He never called me back.
Post a Comment