Joel doesn't dust.
That's what his chimp servant Chad Yarborough found out when it tried to ask Joel to help out for once. It had a pilates class to teach and couldn't get around to cleaning the apartment. Joel said he was too busy "researching a screenplay" as he watched the Bionic Woman marathon with his dick in his hand.
Joel being unwilling to help forced his chimp servant clean forced it to cancel class, thus cheating it out of $400.
Later that night, Joel didn't notice it, but there was a hint of chimp pee in his pesto ravioli.
(pictured above, using Curlz is bad enough. But using Curlz in ALL CAPS is even worse– especially in The Matrix)
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