This Week In Hip Hop Awfulness

I feel ya, Young Chop. At the pool, everybody asks you to do a cannonball.

Def Leppard font, check. Miniature booty girls, check. Throne from old 1980 Buck Rogers episode "Ardala Returns," check.

Nothing flat here, amirite?

I'm so confused by this that it makes me want to lie down and think about why I've been blogging for over a decade. Okay, pass. PASS.

Two bucks says there's gunshot sound effects between and during every track on this.

Put a cowboy hat and some Daisy Dukes on her, and you've got a honky tonk chart topper there.

I appreciate the Snoop Dogg "Doggystyle" homage more than the obvious Trump-bashing, actually.

Not sure why rappers are still referencing a cartoon that was started IN 1989, but they continue to do so. Maybe it's because Bart's so easy to draw?

Ah, finally, a borrowed reference from a Fox cartoon started more recently, like 1997.

Actual exchange with an Amazon Echo:

"Alexa, play Icytwat."

"That's so nice. Just tell me what you'd like me to do, and I'll try to help."

T-Wayne? Twayne? Tayne?

And 20 More Things That Are Cuter Than Ariana Grande

This is part of an irregular but ongoing series.
The two previous entries are here and here.

International pop star Ariana Grande will have you believe- by batting her eyelashes, looking coyly over her shoulder, or biting her lip- that she is the cutest thing since sliced baby bread. We're here to suggest otherwise. And here are 20 more things that are easily cuter than Miss Grande could ever hope to be:

1. Manga bunnies in shorts
2. Ewoks falling over
3. A koala in a track suit
4. An infant hanging on the hood of a speeding car
5. The Pleiades star cluster on certain nights
6. The Airbnb logo
7. Barbie's tiny smartphone
8. An Eskimo child learning to ride a bike
9. A baby dressed like BB-8
10. Baby chicks standing around a miniature conference table as if they're having a meeting
11. Pizza bites packaging
12. A terrified gerbil stuck inside a violin that someone's playing
13. Any 3 year old trying to pronounce the word "swagadocious"
14. "Hamilton" Broadway cast bobbleheads
15. When the janitor brings her daughter into work to help empty the trash cans at 3am
16. Mermaids in diapers
17. Dorf in a kimono
18. Gleek
19. The molecular model for sugar
20. The kid version of MC Serch in 3rd Bass's video for "Pop Goes The Weasel:"

Beating A Dead, Frozen Shark