"Stop squirming, centipede! Wait till I get my hands around your tiny, stupid throat!"
"Who was the lovely lady who left this glass Croc at the ball?"
"That is NOT how you make a Jameson on the rocks!"
"Duuuuude!" (a mind-blowing callback to both Dude Bro Party Massacre I and II)
"I'm 15, Mom. Can't I just babysit myself while you're gone?"
"No. And your uncle is already on his way."
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