Showing posts with label peckers. Show all posts
Showing posts with label peckers. Show all posts

Tuesday, July 29, 2025

Memorable Lines From Movies I Haven't Seen


"Stop squirming, centipede! Wait till I get my hands around your tiny, stupid throat!"


"Who was the lovely lady who left this glass Croc at the ball?"


"That is NOT how you make a Jameson on the rocks!"


"Duuuuude!" (a mind-blowing callback to both Dude Bro Party Massacre I and II)


"I'm 15, Mom. Can't I just babysit myself while you're gone?"

"No. And your uncle is already on his way."

Thursday, October 25, 2007

Who Farted? Special Soon-To-Be Cancelled Show With Confusing Title Edition


Okay, let's get down to business. Lots to see here. Finally, a "Who Farted?" with some actual setting, instead of seamless colored backgrounds. Look at that awesome Golden Gate Bridge, and better yet, look at that huge yellowy cloud of ass that was dropped right on the Bay! So let's go left to right here:


Poor man's Alfre Woodard obviously did NOT fart. Her sense of disgust and outrage is almost all up in your face. Dial it down, woman, I'm just asking!


Watered down Leah Remini (look it up) brings nothing to the table. A casual viewer would suggest that she's in the back because she's hiding something. Stupid amateur!


So either someone simply photoshopped Kirsten Dunst's head onto the real actress here, or they're wearing an officially-licensed Spider-Man 3 mask available at Halloween Blowout at your local strip mall. I don't think she farted. Although I do imagine Kirsten Dunst's farts to smell pretty rank.


This was an easy one. Front and center. Not only does she look guilty, she has her ass shooting through the crime tape! The posterior version of the smoking gun. Literally. Nice badge placement too, lady.

Overall Who Farted Factor: 8 out of 10. It's a wonderful composition, with just a few points off for obviousness.