"Wait, I thought you were a GOOD centipede, not the strangling kind!"
"I seek the woman who I danced with last night—only her foot will fit into this glass Croc."
"Ahhhh. That actually feels kind of refreshing!"
"The only thing worse than a massacre at this party full of dudes and bros is if this party full of dudes and bros hadn't been interrupted at all!"
"I know you don't want to let him chop off and eat your foot, Cassie, but he's your uncle."
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