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Showing posts with label cartagena. Show all posts

Wednesday, June 19, 2024

A Shopping Cart Gripe


I have a serious peeve with people doing this with their shopping carts–  fucking dragging it behind you like a corpse on wheels instead of pushing it.

I don't know why they do it. It makes it LESS maneuverable in a store. You're constantly in danger of having a wheel hit you on the ankle. And it takes twice as much room. 

Probably people do this so they can have one hand free to text their dumb friends. IM SHOPING FOR TOLET PAPR

Lazy. Lazy. Lazy. Push your carts, dimwits. 

Thursday, April 23, 2020

EADJ Reaches A Milestone Today


Well, shit. Here are the tags we were going to use in the near future, which we can't now:

Gelatinous cube
Gesticulations
Marty Stuart
Let’s Active
Joists
Buju Banton

Thursday, July 14, 2016

This Week In Hip Hop Awfulness


MC Wile E. Coyote has a plan. Produced by ACME Studios.


But before E.T. boarded his spaceship and headed home, he lifted his finger and told Future, "I'll be right here... for an unnecessary collabo with Drake and 2 Chainz."


"I see you've recently changed the oil on your sedan. I can respect that. Someone who takes the time to maintain and care for their car will have great use out of it for years to come. That's something most people don't realize- they drive the heck out of a car, thinking it doesn't need to be taken into the shop until it's starting to break down. But you get it. You understand the importance of regular tune ups and... oh shit, WHERE ARE MY SHOES?"


Yes, it is possible to fail a Photoshop course.


Crip starter kits are only $119.99 with your Sam's Club card.


Few people realize that Drake is an amateur gemologist. Here are a few gems from his collection of rare glass doorknobs from old ladies' homes.


An A? I'd drop a whole letter grade because he can't spell "similes."


This could be a new age CD- I don't care. It is an awesome cover.

Monday, February 18, 2013

Holy Lord, Target

The following mis-shelved (and disheveled) items were spotted last night in a Target over a course of 30 minutes: