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The ProofrEADJer: January Isn't Over Yet? Edition

Here Are The Shows That Are Being Removed And Added To Hulu This Month

Due to contract changes etc., the following movies and TV shows will be removed from Hulu this week:

• Who Moved That?

• Karaoke Background Video Montage

• Smell This Hacky Sack

• A Bunch of Fat People Pretending To Do Kung Fu

• Tits (Censored)

• Jalapeñis

• ATM Skimmer Pranks

• TSA Treasure Hunt

The following movies and TV shows will be added to Hulu this week:

• Shia LeBeouf Tries Opening A Can of Pringles

• Rod Serling Presents: Walmart Customer Service Stories

• I Tolerate Lucy

• Senior Care Facility Rap Cyphers

• Chuck Todd Finally Shaves That Awful Goatee of His

• Star Wars: Jedi Sexual Coercion Tricks

The ProofrEADJer: After Christmas Edition

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More Promotional Taglines That Would've Never Helped A Failing Movie

Three Years After A Forgettable Horror Movie Is Released, An Obscure Blog Continues To Offer Alternate Taglines For the Poster

REAL LIFE FACT: An alternate title for "Avalanche Sharks" was "Snow Sharks."

Because maybe the concept of sharks in an avalanche was too over the top for some audiences.

The Japanese chose to call it "Ice Jaws," which doesn't make any more or less sense.

6 Lies Told By The Dutch Wonderland Brochure

1) "Duke's Lagoon: Water Play Area" - Maybe I'm ruined by the Internet, but that sounds like both shit and piss.

2) Dinosaurs Come to Life on Exploration Island" - The dinosaur necromancer doesn't bring the dinosaurs to full life, per se. He actually temporarily animates the long dead corpses of the dinosaurs for children's amusement but mercifully allows them to rest once the kids leave.

3) This illustration is exaggerated. There are actually only two gondolas in the sky ride.

4) Take your picture with all your favorite non-Disney characters like Prince Pleasant, Princess Belle Cinderhontas, or The Big Wizzer.

5) Duke has a fake ID and will buy your teenage and tween kids beers. Just be cool about it.

6) There's nothing children at a theme park love more than sitting still in a cabana.

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Let's Meet Your Instructors!

Welcome once again to Anchorsville Continuing Education. We are so glad you've decided to spend $200 and the next few weeks with us at one or several of our unique enrichment programs! Now that you've attended the Main Orientation, let's get to meet your new instructors here at Anchorsville Continuing Education:

Enrollment is still open until November 20!