The Consumer Electronics Show is about to begin in Las Vegas next week. Here are some of the highly anticipated releases that electronics enthusiasts are hoping to see:
• a thicker LED screen that resembles an old plasma TV
• the retro Circuit City haunted bouncy castle
• cordless slippers
• A.I. powered Magic 8-Ball that will eventually tell you to kill your neighborhood
• a wifi enabled washing machine that wastes time scrolling on X (formerly Twitter)
• a neon sign powered by ramen noodle spice packets
• wireless electric blanket that only works because it has a Skrillex logo on it
• a very, very, very painful teleporter
• special microwave oven doors that will never accidentally close on your balls. We tried.
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