EADJ Burning Questions

 I found this ad on Facebook:

So many questions.

• Who the hell Botoxes their asshole? Porn stars? Jeff Bezos?

• If porn stars do it, is it a tax deductible work expense?

• WHY Botox your asshole?

• Is it to remove hemorrhoids?

• Will the natural ridges of your asshole be smoothed out?

• Jesus Christ, do they give a local anaesthetic before they apply the syringe?

• Why is there a white smear behind the donut?

• Is this covered by insurance?

• Is this an outpatient procedure, and are patients allowed to drive home by themselves afterward?

• Why is this in a strip mall next to a check cashing place?

• Do you get to keep your old asshole as a souvenir?