You: the light colored Border Terrier
Me: the mixed Boxer with the WWE harness
Wassup. You had the zoomies so we didn't get to talk, but you seemed pretty cool and maybe would be down for smoking weed with me sometime?
You: the aggressive Basset Hound
Me: the Lhasa Apso
You were extremely rude to everyone with your chew toy, not sharing it and generally being an ass. Who do you think you are? And who even brings their own toy to a dog park? Dick.
You: the Borzoi named Dixon
Me: the hung Beagle
You sniffed my penis. I smelled your butthole. Call me?
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