Monday, May 8, 2023

More Wackadoodle Conspiracy Theories From InfoWars


Alex Jones and his merry band of dipshit conspirators continue to pollute the blogosphere with their unhinged, fact-free conspiracy theories. Here are the latest that they're working on:

• Taylor Swift is secretly including code in her MP3s that include directions to the nearest abortion clinic near you

• The OAN Network has been ordained by God, with the Angel Gabriel taking a position as prime time anchor from 8pm-9pm.

• Arkansas governor Sarah Huckabee Sanders wears those unflattering gingham dresses to troll elite New York fashion magazines and anyone with good taste

• MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell would like to crash at your place for a few weeks if you could hook him up

• Public libraries are using our tax dollars to become indoctrination centers of liberal learning, liberal life skills training and liberal reading for the enjoyment of it

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