The following projects on Kickstarter recently failed to collect enough crowdfund money:
• an email bot that answers all your spam emails asking to learn more
• environmentally UNfriendly toilet paper made from styrofoam and pre-consumer materials
• a remote control that can summon "In Between" actor Kyle Allen
• a bird feeder that whispers your bank's ABA number to them
• plant-based leather assless chaps for your mother
• collaborative software that also bakes ziti
• a coin purse shaped like a turd. Wait, someone made that already?
• off-brand Sprite that isn't named Sprite for obvious reasons
• a fleshlight that gets clingy after you're done
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