"Lifeboats? No thanks. We're just going to pray for Jesus to save us from the demonic iceberg."
"Don't race him, Johnny! That's Dead Man's Curve!"
"I gotta do it, Wendy. For my STREET RESPECT."
"Tell your girlfriend to close her legs. It reeks up in here!"
"This was all consensual, right? WHEW!"
"Oof! Someone had Häagen-Dazs."
"If we weren't such dumb fucking humans, maybe we wouldn't rely so much on a goddamned dog to keep us alive!"
"GAAAH! Sorry back there. I had some Taco Bell."
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