Incel TV continues to smash ratings records by manufacturing outrage and releasing an army of straw men. Here are some exciting upcoming conspiracies that the writers of InfoWars are working on:
• Almost every synagogue in the country is controlled by the Jews
• Liberal Bollywood is spreading unfounded rumors that Shah Rukh Khan and Kajol will NOT make a special appearance in Ranveer Singh-Alia Bhatt starring Rocky Aur Rani Ki Prem Kahani
• Despite its misleading name, a "meatball sub" isn't actually a substitute for meatballs.
• Most "your mama" jokes fail to also take into account your worthless Dad.
• Personally-fouled NBA players will agree that FREE THROWS AREN'T FREE
• Any American flag that's been changed to include a different color stripe for a select group of people is still considered American, although if it were changed into a rainbow flag, we'd lose our collective fucking minds.
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