Strawberry Banana Cheerios are delicious. And on the back of every box of Strawberry Banana Cheerios, you can read some fun facts about both strawberries and bananas, like "Strawberries and roses are in the same botanical family" or "Technically bananas are berries, but strawberries are not." Fun!
Here now are some fun facts about strawberries and bananas that did not make the back of the packaging:
• Bananas will never intentionally hurt you.
• The Inuit word for strawberry is sitilluqaaq, which translates loosely to "Why are you even here?"
• Rachel says she likes bananas and strawberries, but only because Josh said he likes them first, and she's totally crushing on him. We should tell Tracy.
• If you ever get shot by a banana traveling at the speed of a bullet, I call dibs on your Playstation 5.
• The words "straw" and "berry" have individually been copyrighted by Kanye West
• 2 weeks. I promise.
• Banana easy and good. Strawberry okay but need to remove green part.
• Banana and Strawberry have lived together for decades without getting married, like Kurt Russell and Goldie Hawn
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