"Good evening, folks. I'm Gerald, and I'll be your server tonight. Will that be all?"
"Haha. What?"
"Will be there anything else? Or are you ready for the check now?"
"Uh, we haven't ordered yet..."
"Great! (tears bill off of pad) I'll just get that when you're ready. You guys have a good night, okay?"
(reads bill) "$400 for champagne? And it's not even the good stuff."
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