Here now are some fun facts about strawberries and bananas that did not make the back of the packaging:
• Strawberries are related to currants but avoid them ever since the last election.
• Organic bananas are known to stay fresh for up to 10 steps after leaving the store.
• In Chad, strawberries are given as a wedding present. I dunno. I just made that up.
• Bananas still love you, but strawberries think you've changed since high school.
• Both strawberries and Michael Stipe have regrets about the song "Shiny Happy People"
• Director James Cameron would one day like to collaborate with bananas for an epic 3D movie.
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