InfoWar Conspiracy Stories: CORRECTIONS

We're going to do something a little different this time. Alex Jones and his harmful band of writers have floated plenty of conspiracy theories over the years. Here now are some past stories they ran and what was discovered after the fact checkers scrutinized them:

• Mandals were not created by Italian leather manufacturers to de-masculinize American men. We talked to two of them and they just laughed at us.

• The pizza place whose basement was supposed to be the headquarters of a child sex ring run by Hillary Clinton was in fact a TACO place.

• That sign on the break room vending machine that says "OUT OF ORDER" wasn't, in fact, lying.

• The Philadelphia-based snack company Tastykake Baking Company is NOT run by a bunch of cricket people hell bent on destroying the country by making everyone lazy and content with their irresistible Butterscotch Krimpets.

 • A$AP Rocky, A$AP Ferg, A$AP Nast and A$AP Josh were already named that before meeting each other. It was all a giant coincidence.

• Alex Jones's farts do NOT smell like chalk. That white residue is there, but it does not have an odor.