The following Missed Connections were posted by dogs that visited the Bucks County Core Creek Dog Park in Langhorne, PA:
You: the limping Beagle
Me: the other limping Beagle
Hey man. I noticed we were both limping. Was yours because of a snapping turtle? Look me up, bro
You: the Chug (Chihuahua + Pug)
Me: Whoodle (Poodle + Wheaten Terrier)
Hey. I noticed that you too are a freak of nature, made solely for the amusement of our sadistic owners. Let's plan a jailbreak next weekend, yeah?
You: the howling Mexican Hairless
Me: the austere Borzoi
Lord, I am so sick of my owner asking me who's a good boy. Like I fucking know. Maybe you know? I'd love to sit down with you over a bowl of water and pick your brain. Call me!
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