"If you're so smart, dolphin, why aren't you rich?"
"I am, bitch."
WTPA had to fire correspondent T.Y. when they realized he was a mumble rapper.
Still funnier than Fallon.
When your Uber is late because of arena traffic.
Write what you know, I guess. *shrug*
Whenever Jean Deaux shifted in the leather sectional, it sounded like she farted. So she stayed still.
If it don't close, it's not much of a trap, is it?
"Some thugs attacked me with a Play-Doh Fun Factory, officer!"
Hellboy was used to handling bigger guns, but whatever.
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