"Give 'em hell. And somebody find my eye."
"Why don't you take a seat right there."
"What is this... making love you speak of?"
*guy pulls out massive dong*
"I told you game night was fun." *pulls trigger of bazooka*
"Hi, I'm Julia. And I collect Pogs."
"Hi Julia."
(Dollar General Hotel Transylvania right here)
"I searched for pleasure. I found chlamydia."
"Holy shit, this new H.O.A. is strict."
No comments:
Post a Comment