Welcome to the set, hot shot! Ready to film your first porno film? Great. I'm sure Terri got you all the tax and insurance forms to sight, right? Oh, and there's one more thing before we begin filming. You'll need to either come up with or pick out your own porn name. Here's a Pabst Blue Ribbon ashtray full of unused porn names which you're welcome to, but beware– they're pretty bad:
Him
Kirk O. Vin
Dick Engvalls
P. Mature Ejaculation
Joe Nevernude
Russ Undressing
Chui Balls
Her
Miss Cegenation
Ava Lanche
Bleached Dubois
Peaches Crematorium
Catherine Ummethyne Dumpster
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