Tuesday, November 19, 2019

Here Are More Unused, Terrible Porn Names


Congrats on nailing your audition to porn stardom! But before you can take your pants off again, you're going to need a pornstar name. Something that no one has taken yet. Here are some awful ones that were lying around, so have at it, sport:


HER

Shen Yun
Fallopia
Excedrin Headache
Phoenix Busstop
WiFi Assward
Alicia To Own Lexus
Tess TD
Ava Cado


HIM

Moe Joe Rising
Stu Pendulous
Coccyx Masculinity
Pope Francis
Al Dente
Oswald Gobblecock

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