Wednesday, November 20, 2019

Yet Another List of Things That Are Objectively Cuter Than Ariana Grande

Previous Ariana-related entries here.


Ariana Grande has meticulously crafted her public persona as an adorable, dimpled songstress. We do admit she is pretty cute in every photo she takes, but here we respectfully offer a list of things that are undeniably cuter than she:

• Upholstered dollhouse furniture
• Speed date jitters
• Flowers made from frosting on cakes
• Animal emojis
• Pompoms on socks
• Any drawing of the tooth fairy
• Chewbacca's son Lumpy
• Jingle bell bracelets
• Alligators with galoshes on their feet
• Cartoon raccoons

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