If you're a card carrying member of AMC's Stubs Rewards, you already know all the magic and fun to be had at your local movie theatre just by flashing your membership card or keychain fob. But here are even more benefits you can expect at your next trip to the movies:
• Popcorn that turns your poop yellow
• Free novelization of the movie you're watching to read while we repair the projector
• Slow ride
• Take it easy
• Our dockmaster will scrape the barnacles off your skiff for half off
• Emoji subtitles for the young 'uns
• $500 back for every ticket purchased (carryover from MoviePass business model)
• If you bring your own projector and the picture is actually clearer than ours, we'll allow it
• Free extra cry with any Pixar movie
• Shannon won't bother you anymore
• Free refill of Vanilla Coke. In fact, take it all. Shit's gross.
• Free admission to any Kevin Spacey, Louis C-K or Bill Cosby movie
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