4 Storylines That the Creators of "Ted Lasso" Abandoned

After only 2 seasons, AppleTV+'s Ted Lasso has quickly become a smash hit with millions of viewers, in part due to the uplifting stories of goodness and perseverance. With so many stories and plot lines to explore in the last few seasons, Ted Lasso's creators have shared some storylines that simply didn't make the cut:

•  Ted uncovers a black market organ harvesting ring and tells no one about it because he's no snitch

• Rebecca says to hell with it and sells the team back to Rupert

• Nathan becomes FULLY evil and begins a genocide

• The Richmond team finally wins a championship and no one ever has to grow or learn ever again

Here Are More Unused, Terrible Porn Names

Congrats on nailing your audition to porn stardom! But before you can take your pants off again, you're going to need a pornstar name. Something that no one has taken yet. Here are some awful ones that were lying around, so have at it, sport:

HER: 

Shen Yun

Fallopia

Excedrin Headache

Phoenix Busstop

WiFi Assward

Alicia To Own Lexus

Tess TD

Ava Cado

HIM: 

Moe Joe Rising

Stu Pendulous

Coccyx Masculinity

Pope Francis

Al Dente

Oswald Gobblecock

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Spotted On a "Learn Sign Language" Box Label

Now I'm not an animal behavior expert, but I'm pretty sure -based on that cat's body language- that it's either going to dart out of there or scratch that girl's eyes out in self defense.

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