Howdy office 2972 Corporate Drive! It's Wally, your humble beverage vendor here to refill the soda machine and water cooler in the break room AND to deliver this week's set of job numbers for your timesheets. Do remember to complete your hours by the end of the week, or else you don't get paid (but I will, because I have a contract with the building!). Anyways, here are the digits:
35595: Bait & switch
49141: Slap & tickle
03965: Rattle & hum
39002: Analyzing the Wonder Woman trailer more than you should
57657: Hiring the shitty backup babysitter
91001: Covering your nipples with Thin Mints
71321: Farting in your ceremonial robes
88421: Explaining to millennials who Kyle Minogue was
52121: Wearing the shit out of your mouse's scroll wheel
37823: Blaming your illegal behavior on the Mentos you just ate
60152: Defending "Suicide Squad" against your better judgment
83127: Claiming unreclaimed wood is reclaimed
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