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From: mark.thadowik@outwardinc.net
Sent: March 27, 2019 8:40 AM
To: ALL_Company
Subject: Job Numbers For Time Sheets
Hey assholes,
Mark here. You know, the CEO of this place who employs you all. Finance tells me you fuckers aren't doing your timesheets on time, and it cocks up our billing, which prevents people from getting paid, mainly ME. So you cocksuckers better fucking get on the stick and start doing timesheets or I'm going to go down there and lay some fury on your plebeian asses, quick-like.
"But I don't have job numbers!" you whine. Well, motherfuckers, here are the job numbers now, so you have no excuse not to get cracking and do this shit.
What are you waiting for, bitches? Get your goddamned job numbers and submit that shit! FUCK YOU!
Sincerely,
Mark Thadowik
CEO, Outward Incorporated
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