It's no secret that Hollywood has run out of script ideas for movies. Every available property has been developed into a feature film already, and studio execs are now desperate to find the next big release. Luckily, they found a handful of viable screenplay ideas from some puzzles that my son Trevor was playing with while on the potty. Here are some upcoming blockbusters to watch out for:
"Fishbook" starring Joel McHale, Anne Hathaway, and Tiffany Haddish
It's "The Perfect Storm" meets "Titanic" as a seaside college librarian (McHale) falls in love with a National Guard Captain (Hathaway) during the storm of the century.
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"Ballmoon" starring John Cena, Mandy Rose, Toni Storm, and Lacey Evans
A new low-gravity stadium on the moon has opened, and the toughest moonball players must duke it out to become the Champion of the Universe! Also featuring a cameo by Hulk Hogan. Directed by Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson.
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"Lion Fire" starring Tom Bateman, Tyler James Williams, and Maisie Williams
The Samson High Lion Cheer squad discovers an out-of-control wildfire that's threatening to destroy their school (but more importantly, their cheer practice space). The squad improvises and overcomes personal obstacles to become the town's newest firefighting heroes. LION FIRE!
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"Milk Soap" starring Nina Dobrev, Sasheer Zamata, and Basketmouth
A struggling NYC artist (Zamata) hits pay dirt when she fakes the recipe for a trendy new "milk soap" that promises to cure all kinds of diseases and ailments. The lie spreads out of control, and only her best friend (Dobrev) and their local Nigerian bodega owner (Basketmouth) can save her reputation. Directed by Emma Stone and Spike Jonze
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