Today We Asked A Man With His Head Squeezed Between A Woman's Thighs To Explain The Difference Between the iPhone XS and iPhone XR

"Oof... gah... It's pretty simple, really... The XR has a slightly larger... ugh... screen, plus it's ... ahh... uh... an LCD screen, whereas... *gasps*...the XS uses OLED... oof... the XR also has only one *huff huff* rear-facing... aw man... camera... GAH... ahh... uhh... which is the same... ouch... ah... as the XS' wide-angle camera... wait..." *slips into a coma*