• One sip of this poisoned tea, motherfucker, and I will be free of you forever.
• Yeah, yeah. Juliette Binoche. I get that a lot.
• My mouth is smiling, but my eyes are shooting daggers through this cheap, Chinese-made bug screen.
• Scientology has made my life bearable, especially since achieving OT VII.
• Sure, drop your kid off for a playdate with my kids. It's not like I'm a babysitter or anything.
• There are not enough blogs out that that have lasted over 10 years.
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