Alex Jones' Info Wars is a program that some people enjoy because it floats conspiracy theories that line up with or enforce the fucked up way they see the world. Here are some of the exquisite stupidity that they can expect to hear next week:
• Selfish refugee families are demanding to be detained in hundreds of tents that would have been used for fun music festivals for white people
• If you look in a microscope at DNA, it looks exactly like a bowl of Chef Boyardee ABCs & 123s
• People who have those signs in their homes that say LIVE LAUGH LOVE are to be trusted. Report any illegal or even legal minority activity to these trusted agents.
• If you connect 6 in a game of Connect Four, communities in India will consider you a god and worship you.
• Bats are the worst. They're probably liberals, too.
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