Tuesday, July 10, 2018

Today We Asked A Man With His Head Squeezed Between A Woman's Thighs To Explain How "No-Line" Bifocals Work


"Ughh... that's a great question... gah... ah... "no-line" bifocals are also known as progressive ... uhhhh... lenses...lenses... aw man... They are multifocal lenses for presbyopic people that... GAH... can't breathe... FUCK... have the benefit of no visible lines between lenses... ah... ahh... uh... and... um, they take some getting used to but are really great once you....gah... gah... gah... *pees all over himself and the woman*

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