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If you're already a member of AMC Stubs, you already know that you receive tons of great movie benefits, like a free large popcorn refill with every visit, waived online ticketing fees, and a $5 reward for every 5,000 points earned! But did you know there are also some amazing benefits that you may not have heard about? CHECK THESE REWARDS OUT:
• $40 off any small popcorn
• Free Kevin Spacey movie screenings
• After-showing lessons on how to jump away from explosions
• Free surgery (elective and otherwise) for life
• One free overnight stay at the "Princess Suite" in the Taj Mahal in Agra, India
• Legally-immune permission to ransack the shit out of any Dollar Store
• You become one of the public faces of the #MeToo movement
• A free knuckle sandwich, for those of you who need one
• Become ordained as a Catholic priest on Thursdays
• PROTECTION FROM THE EVIL EYE
• Members named Gary are welcome to go fuck themselves
• Free nap in the AMC Stubs Rewards Dumpster
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